THE COMMUTER Trailer: Liam Neeson Takes The Crazy Train

And we are here for it!

Oh that crazy Liam Neeson. What will he get up to next? We’ve already seen him fuck shit up on an airplane. Now my man is going to fuck shit up on a train. What I’m saying is the first trailer for The Commuter has finally arrived:

Yes, it is ridiculous how much this looks like Non-Stop. No, that doesn’t bother me in the slightest. All he needs is one where shit goes bad in a car, and Neeson (along with director Jaume Collet-Serra, of course) will have his very own Planes, Trains and Automobiles trilogy going. The world needs it.

I’m still not 100% sure what the plot is here. I mean, I get that Vera Farmiga gets Liam Neeson to grab a bag of money, thus damning him to a horrible afternoon on the train. I just don’t get what she wants him to do after that. I suppose that’s for the best. The less I know, the more fun watching this will be.

The Commuter comes out January 12, ending a too-long drought of Liam Neeson old man action violence.